Scouse Bird Problems – Impossible (to tan)

I remember years ago Someone told me I should take Caution when it comes to tan

I did

And you are streaky, I am not Your delusion, your mistake You were careless, you forgot

To pat

And now get your exfoliation on Make the shit stain tan go away You’ll be fit

You can go ahead tell them

Tell them all you know now Shout it from the bed shops Write it on your timeline

All your skin will go brown

Tell them that you’ll pat it And that you’ll use gloves now Your fella’ll do your back now Tell them that you hope tannings not Impossible, impossible

Impossible, impossible

Tanning perfectly is hard Having skin that’s pale is worst Orange feet and orange palms I know, I know .. Thinking all you need is bleach Gaggin hard on smell what’s worse? Lemon juice to de-stink works

I know, I know ..

And now when 9hrs developings done You can shower it all away

On your own you can go ahead tell them

Tell them that you’re tanned now And you swerve the bed shops Write it on your timeline

All your skin has gone brown

Tell them that you’re happy And your skin is golden For you no more mopin Tell them that you know tannings not Impossible, impossible Impossible, impossible Impossible, impossible!

Ooh impossible

I remember years ago Someone told me I should take Caution when it comes to tan

I did

I remember years ago, someone told me I should take caution when it comes to tan. I did.

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