Posted On: 12/07/2015
By: Scouse Bird
Emojis have become an acceptable part of our language – they’re there when words fail us or we just cannot convey what we’re feeling. Emojis have our back.
We use them in a way that everyone can understand what we mean but are we using them in the right way? What does apple say they mean? We asked Siri to read them out.
What emojis really mean
We use it – I am fabulous, I am bitchy, I flick my hair like i just don’t care because i don’t care. I am a queen and you are all peasants
Siri says – Customer service person.
We use it – “I find that funny. I am insinuating that I’m crying with laughter but it reality I have internally raised a smile.” This has replaced lol. Thank god.
Siri says: Face with tears of joy
We use it: I’m blowing you a kiss because I think you’re fab darling
Siri says: Face blowing kisses
We use it: “Saw my ex and I was all like be gone you crusty dicked spawn of satan”
Siri says: Person using arms to make X shape
We use it: Preach! Oh gurrrrlfriend what you said is so true, I feel you!
Siri says: Hands raised in celebration
We use it: Oh god, that’s awkward
Siri says: Grimacing face
We use it: What I’ve just said is slightly suggestive but I’m not being pervy, I’m just messin… unless you’re into it.
Siri says: Winking face
We use it: I have said something bitchy and fabulous. Deal with it.
Siri says: Nail polish being applied to fingers
We use it: I’m sad about that
Siri says: Sad, pensive face
We use it: Ugly kitten heels. Meow.
Siri says: Womens sandals
We use it: Oh my god that is soooo embrassing for me
Siri says: Monkey face that can see no evil
We use it: Me! Count me in!
Siri says: Happy person raising one hand
We use it: Someone has just fucked me over and I am dead inside
Siri says: Smiling face with squinting eyes
We use it: I’m a creepy fella with perverted tendencies who will sexually assault you, skin you and wear you.
Siri says: Winking face with stuck out tongue
We use it: Oh god. I feel ashamed for you.
Siri says: Flushed face
We use it: Oh god that is so funny I can’t even cope I’m crying/I’m devastated that is so sad I’m crying
Siri says: Loudly crying face
We use it: Omg I can’t cope
Siri says: Distraught face
We use it: I’ve just made a condescending sarcastic comment
Siri says: Smirking face
We use it: Oh i can’t believe you just did that. I am not fucking impressed.
Siri says: Neutral face
We use it: I’ve just been sent a dick pic and I’m genuinely disgusted and traumatised
Siri says: Confounded face
We use it: This is an accurate artists impression of my ex
Siri says: Smiling pile of poo
We use it: The ugly troll from my fellas work who keeps commenting on my fellas pics
Siri says: Japanese ogre mask
We use it: It’s either praying or high fiving. No one knows.
Siri says: Hands pressed together
We use it: I’m up to no good
Siri says: Smiling face with horns
We use it: Omg that’s just knocked me sick
Siri says: Face with medical mask
We use it: I am fucking fuming!
Siri says: Huffing with anger face
We use it: Oh god. I got some jizz on my chin.
Siri says: Sleepy face
We use it: I am so cool and so chill. I have all the chill.
Siri says: Smiling face with sunglasses
We use it: I can’t believe what I’ve just seen. I am dead.
Siri says: Astonished face
We use it: That is suspicious/creepy
Siri says: New moon with face
We use it: My ex’s small dick
Siri says: Fried shrimp
We use it: Big dick
Siri says: Eggplant
We use it: I am real, I keep it real 100%, I am so real it hurts
Siri says: 100 points symbol
We use it: Jizz
Siri says: Drip
In some cases Siri is spot on in others the emojis have taken on a life of their own! To get siri to read out emojis just go into settings > general > accessibility > speech > turn speak selection on.
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