Anger is a powerful, intense emotion – but sometimes the reasons for your anger can mix into a compound. A new and even more powerful form of angry.
Angry – Your common or garden emotion.
Bangry – Checking your bank balance generally causes this particular type of anger.
Brangry – When your bra is digging into you.
Blangry – Anger brought on by someone chatting wham/shit or ‘blagging’ if you will.
Cangry – When there’s no one to help you open your diet coke with your acrylics
Crangry – When your inner crank is just fuming for no reason. Just cos.
Clangry – When plans you forgot you made clash with the plans you’ve made to lie in bed and eat crisps.
Due-ongry – Anger caused by being due on.
Fangry – When you’re angry because you’re fat
Gangry – When your squad makes plans without you.
Hangry – Anger caused by hunger
Jangry – It’s January and you’re fat, skint and freezing.
JoeAngry – When you’re angry about the roadworks in Liverpool
Kangry – When you remember that kitten heels exist. See 18 Reasons Why Kitten Heels Make Us Angry.
Lashing out – Anger that your lashes will not behave and stick the fuck down.
Mangry – When your fella is doing your head in
Nangry – Anger caused by your nan telling you you’ve put weight on.
Pangry – When your pants are too tight to fasten.
Shangry – Anger because you just need a good shag.
Sirangry – When Siri is being racist and can’t understand your Scouse accent.
Tangry – When you know you need to do your tan but you absolutely point blank cannot be arsed.
Tangry (2) – Tired angry. Anger caused by really needing a nap.
Thangry – When you’re so thirsty you’re fuming.
Wangry – When you need a wee so bad you’re absolutely furious.
Y’angry? – Politely enquiring as to whether someone is angry.
Which one are you today? And may I suggest something to de-stress while you’re here and fuming.