Posted On: 29/08/2012
By: Scouse Bird
BIRD
Give me a second I I need to get my story straight My friends have all been wondering Why the hell I’m gettin in so late Me fella hes just dumped me so I’m Proppin up the bar My seat’s been taken by some skinny bitch The fuck dya think u are? And just saw that lad I was meetin months ago What was his name? I forget but between the drinks and shotty things He looks more like a 10 than 3 you know I’m trying hard to give a fuck so if by the time the bar closes and im almost falling down
You can take me home
Tonight I’m a slag So let’s set our sex on fire don’t normally do this either
Swear to god
Tonight Im a slag Ur single? Pants on fire U look like a liar
Gerra johnny on!
Now I know I’m easy A lil bit sleazy I guess that I I just thought that maybe we could make me ex fella jelly But youll never call So let’s have a ball
An blame the vodka that ur takin me home
LAD
Tonight You’re a slag Don’t blag that ur a nice bird An u don’t do this
All the time
Tonight Ive got the clap If you don’t want ur crotch on fire Then I can do you
Up the bum?
BIRD
Carry me home tonight Just carry me home tonight Carry me home tonight
Fallin over on cobbles tonight
LAD
Ay bird ur deltas outside You’re just a nail an bail Sorry love you’ve got no channy of stayin the night If ur period doesn’t arrive I’ll be at the airport in 5
Soz aba u not goin home tonight
BIRD
Tonight I’m a slag Give me taxi dough but I’m no whore me thongs on ur floor
Where’s me shoe?
LAD
Tonight You’re a slag By the way girl I’ve got pyab lice But u can’t catch aids twice
Lucky for u
BIRD
So if by the time the bar closes and I keep on falling down
You can probly take me home tonight
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