Posted On: 12/07/2015
By: Scouse Bird
Emojis have become an acceptable part of our language – they’re there when words fail us or we just cannot convey what we’re feeling. Emojis have our back.
We use them in a way that everyone can understand what we mean but are we using them in the right way? What does apple say they mean? We asked Siri to read them out.
What emojis really mean
💁
We use it – I am fabulous, I am bitchy, I flick my hair like i just don’t care because i don’t care. I am a queen and you are all peasants
Siri says – Customer service person.
😂
We use it – “I find that funny. I am insinuating that I’m crying with laughter but it reality I have internally raised a smile.” This has replaced lol. Thank god.
Siri says: Face with tears of joy
😘
We use it: I’m blowing you a kiss because I think you’re fab darling
Siri says: Face blowing kisses
🙅
We use it: “Saw my ex and I was all like be gone you crusty dicked spawn of satan”
Siri says: Person using arms to make X shape
🙌
We use it: Preach! Oh gurrrrlfriend what you said is so true, I feel you!
Siri says: Hands raised in celebration
😬
We use it: Oh god, that’s awkward
Siri says: Grimacing face
😉
We use it: What I’ve just said is slightly suggestive but I’m not being pervy, I’m just messin… unless you’re into it.
Siri says: Winking face
💅
We use it: I have said something bitchy and fabulous. Deal with it.
Siri says: Nail polish being applied to fingers
😔
We use it: I’m sad about that
Siri says: Sad, pensive face
👡
We use it: Ugly kitten heels. Meow.
Siri says: Womens sandals
🙈
We use it: Oh my god that is soooo embrassing for me
Siri says: Monkey face that can see no evil
🙋
We use it: Me! Count me in!
Siri says: Happy person raising one hand
😊
We use it: Someone has just fucked me over and I am dead inside
Siri says: Smiling face with squinting eyes
😜
We use it: I’m a creepy fella with perverted tendencies who will sexually assault you, skin you and wear you.
Siri says: Winking face with stuck out tongue
😳
We use it: Oh god. I feel ashamed for you.
Siri says: Flushed face
😭
We use it: Oh god that is so funny I can’t even cope I’m crying/I’m devastated that is so sad I’m crying
Siri says: Loudly crying face
😩
We use it: Omg I can’t cope
Siri says: Distraught face
😏
We use it: I’ve just made a condescending sarcastic comment
Siri says: Smirking face
😐
We use it: Oh i can’t believe you just did that. I am not fucking impressed.
Siri says: Neutral face
😖
We use it: I’ve just been sent a dick pic and I’m genuinely disgusted and traumatised
Siri says: Confounded face
💩
We use it: This is an accurate artists impression of my ex
Siri says: Smiling pile of poo
👹
We use it: The ugly troll from my fellas work who keeps commenting on my fellas pics
Siri says: Japanese ogre mask
🙏
We use it: It’s either praying or high fiving. No one knows.
Siri says: Hands pressed together
😈
We use it: I’m up to no good
Siri says: Smiling face with horns
😷
We use it: Omg that’s just knocked me sick
Siri says: Face with medical mask
😤
We use it: I am fucking fuming!
Siri says: Huffing with anger face
😪
We use it: Oh god. I got some jizz on my chin.
Siri says: Sleepy face
😎
We use it: I am so cool and so chill. I have all the chill.
Siri says: Smiling face with sunglasses
😲
We use it: I can’t believe what I’ve just seen. I am dead.
Siri says: Astonished face
🌚
We use it: That is suspicious/creepy
Siri says: New moon with face
🍤
We use it: My ex’s small dick
Siri says: Fried shrimp
🍆
We use it: Big dick
Siri says: Eggplant
💯
We use it: I am real, I keep it real 100%, I am so real it hurts
Siri says: 100 points symbol
💦
We use it: Jizz
Siri says: Drip
In some cases Siri is spot on in others the emojis have taken on a life of their own! To get siri to read out emojis just go into settings > general > accessibility > speech > turn speak selection on.
XOXO
Scouse Bird
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