Posted On: 25/02/2016
By: Carl Connor
With the advent of Northern Powerhouse Schemes, Liverpool is once again going to prove itself as a business metropolis – it was recently named as the top entrepreneurial city in the UK.
The handy guide below will help any Scouser to navigate the inevitable business terms that may arise.
Feel free to print this out and put it in your wallet/purse. Just make sure it doesn’t get taxed.
Accrue [Pr: A-crew] = A gang
Adjusted Account = I changed me story
Annual [Pr: An-you-Al] = You as well, Alan/Alastair
Arbiter [Pr: R-bitter] = My Evertonian
Asset stripping [Pr: A-set-stripping] = A group getting naked
Boss = Great
De Facto [Pr: Dee-Fact-Dough] = The truth, though
Deposition [Pr: Dee-position] = The location
Director [Pr: Direct-‘er] = Tell her where to go
Diverse [Pr: Deh-verse] = The bit before the chorus
Domain [Pr: Dough-main] = Main source of cash
EBITDA [Pr: EE-BIT-DAH] = He has taken a bite from that
E-zine [Pr: Ez-een] = He is Ian
Feasible [Pr: Feez-a-bull] = If he is a male cow
Legalese [Pr: Legal-E’s] = Synthetic ecstasy tablets
Mandate = A pub visit
Mandatory [Pr: Man-date-tory] = His bird votes conservative
Margin [Pr: Mar-Gin]= Mother’s alcohol
Market [Pr: Mar-Ket = Mother’s horse tranquiliser
Media [Pr: Me-dear] = My dear
Officiate [Pr: A-Fish-EE-Ate] = An aquatic animal has eaten
Open Source [Pr: Open-sauce] = Unclose the ketchup/HP
Petty Cash = Money reserved for gasoline
Privatise [Pr: Private-eyes] = Detectives
Quota [Pr: Quote-‘er] = Repeat her
Racketeer [Pr: Racket-‘ere] = It’s noisy in this place
Tax = Steal
Third Party = The venue after the second party
Treasurer [Pr: Treasure-‘er] = Love her
Turnover = Prepare for sex from behind
Now you can all be dead boss at business.
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