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Landscape Lady Gardening

Finding a good friend is rare, finding a good waxer is rarer. What really goes down during a downstairs waxing session? READ MORE

REVIEW: Hot Water Comedy Club

Can Hot Water Comedy Club make this botoxed face crack a smile? READ MORE

Scouse Wedding Vows

A modern twist for the modern Scouse couple around town. READ MORE

Event: Jessie J & The Races

I've teamed up wth Haydock racecourse to offer you an exclusive discount of 20% off tatts tickets, giving you entry to the races AND to see Jessie J for £24 instead of £30 READ MORE

REVIEW: Hannahs Bar

The jewel of Leece Street launches a new cocktail menu you just have to try READ MORE

How to: Lose 10lbs in 10 days

Can it really be done without "miracle" (blag) diets? READ MORE

Ruby Wax hits Liverpool with "Sane New World"

Massive star Ruby Wax brings her 'Sane New World' show to the Liverpool Science Festival 2014 READ MORE

How to: A Smokey Eye

Fab MUA 'Hearts and Anchors' breaks down the smokey eye technique step-by-step READ MORE

Nail a Brazilian

Get your World Cup nails on with this boss little tutorial from Illamasqua READ MORE

10 Reasons Why Scouse Girls Don't DO Effortless Style

"One of the dead sea scrolls found an 11th commandment dictated to Moses at Mount Sinai by the Lord God himself and it was ‘Thou shalt never look a show (pronounced SHEEEOOOWWW for emphasis)’" READ MORE

Haydock Races

Have I found a mid year Aintree fix? READ MORE

How to bail on a bad date

A guest blog by the people over at dating site lovestruck.com with advice on how to get out of a bad date... READ MORE

Deal: Little Hannah Photography

Much like our favourite bird, Samantha from Sex and the City, we should all have a little memoir of how fit we are that we can look back on. READ MORE

3D Lipo: What's it all about?

If it’s good enough for Coleen Rooney then it’s good enough for me. READ MORE

The Warehouse Weekender

So I was set a challenge by Warehouse. Go into store and choose 10 items to create a capsule wardrobe for a weekend festival/holiday. READ MORE

Sex and the Suburbs

I went to see the new show at the Royal Court “Sex and the Suburbs” on opening night and you know what? I had a proper laugh. READ MORE

The story of the Scouse Bird app

Realeasing an app was something I’d wanted to do for ages but I wanted it to be something useful rather than something people would just use once and then forget about. READ MORE

20 occasions when it’s ok to wear sunglasses

It’s that time of year when we’re all cracking out the sunnies, but is there a case to argue that they aren’t just a seasonal accessory? READ MORE

Beep beep muthafuckas!

I’ve never bothered learning how to drive. I bought my first house when I was really young and so I never had the money to learn and I always lived by good transport links so I never really needed to either. READ MORE

Herline Boutique – The New Liverpool Lifeline

In Liverpool one thing we’re spoilt for choice for is clothing boutique’s – some better than others of course and it can be a bit of a nightmare separating the wheat from the chav. READ MORE

Amy Childs comes to Dotty P’s

The Amy Child’s dresses have hit Dorothy Perkins this week. Our favourite pouty red-head has come a long way since TOWIE hasn’t she? READ MORE

Laser facials

I was invited to the Liverpool branch of Total Fitness to experience one of their laser facials at their Laser Clinic. I don’t associate gyms with beauty and facials, more pain and suffering really – so what’s the script here?... READ MORE

Scouse Bird turns 2 years old!

Well it’s official, it’s now been 2 years since I started the @ScouseBirdProbs twitter account and I can honestly say I’ve enjoyed every minute. READ MORE

Scouse Bird Beauty Rules – GUEST BLOG

Being a Scouse Bird is complicated, not only do we have a strict set of commandments to live by – there’s a whole sub-section dedicated just to our beauty regime... READ MORE

The Scouse Bird Commandments – GUEST BLOG

I had a fantastic e-mail from a girl this week about ‘Scouse Bird Rules’ I asked if she would like to feature as a guest blogger as they were too funny not to share and she agreed. READ MORE

Temple Bar (The Danny O night): Review

How could I not review a night out with Danny O ay? I know, I know, I’m technically reviewing the bar so let’s get that straight first. READ MORE

The Raz: Review

If you haven’t heard of or been to The Raz then quite frankly you haven’t lived. READ MORE

Getting ready for Aintree

The countdown is well and truly underway for the biggest event on the Scouse social calendar; National Weekend. Most of you will have already prepared and planned way in advance... READ MORE

Circo Dinner Freak Show: Review

About 5 or 6 years ago I went to Circo for a friend of a friends birthday, walked in then walked straight back out again thinking “I really don’t belong here, everyone looks fit and glamourous.” READ MORE

Secret: Review

Imagine my despair when I found out the news that Mo’niques my favourite bar in the world was being sold. READ MORE

It’s always Mojito o’clock somewhere

This Friday I got invited to Igloo to road test their brand new cocktail menu. READ MORE

Scouse Bird VS Daily Mail

Ladies day on national weekend is a Liverpool Institution. Never mind the X Factor, a Scouse bird’s dream is to win the best dressed competition and have the demi-god amongst Liverpool ladies, Coleen Rooney, say that you look sound. READ MORE

Pushy Salespeople

There’s a saying in customer service and sales; Receive good service and you might tell one person but receive bad service and you’ll tell 10. Having received both kinds recently it got me reflecting on my time working in a ‘hard sell’ culture and thought I’d lift the lid on some of the shocking things that go on or at least did, in the places you trust to give you the best advice. READ MORE

Scouse Bird Deals App

Download the new Scouse Bird Deals App now! READ MORE

Chic Networking Fashion Show SS14

Photos from the Chic Networking Fashion show at The Hilton, Sunday 9th Mark 2014. Serious dress porn. READ MORE

Time to cook? Bitch please I don’t have time to shop!

As my workload has increased dramatically over the last 6 to 8 months I’ve found I have less and less time to cook (and tidy up, and shop, and watch TV and breathe and generally have a minute to myself) and as a consequence... READ MORE

Are you Scouse Bird?

Av I gorra telly on me ‘ead? Maybe not, but your head (and body) could actually be on the telly. READ MORE

And I said worraba Breakfast at Harrods

I was invited down to London to attend Pure – a fashion event where hundreds of brands such as Forever Unique and Party 21 showcase their new SS14 collections. READ MORE

Handbags at dawn – the feminism fall out

I posted a blog the other day about what feminism means to ME personally and in it I made light of what I consider to be the more trivial and ridiculous complaints of the feminist movement. READ MORE

Modern Feminism vs Everyday Sexism

You may think that modern day feminists and those who point out everyday sexism are working towards the same goals, but I disagree. READ MORE

Rare London SS14

Imagine my surprise when I discovered that ‘Rare London’ were in fact a Liverpool based company. READ MORE

Cheats guide to the perfect pout

Every now and again I get a little surprise in the post from Illamasqua (perks of the job) as they launch their new collections to their network of bloggers... READ MORE

Diary of a diary

I’ve just come back from a meeting with the inspirational Margaret Aspinall & Sue Roberts over at the Hillsborough Family Support Group to tell them how much we’d raised for them from the sale of the Scouse Bird Diaries. READ MORE

How to meet a man

Now it’s nearing the time of year every singleton dreads, I thought it high time to write another dating blog. READ MORE

Ship & Mitre – the ideal first date destination

I know what you’re thinking, “The Ship & Mitre” isn’t exactly where you’d expect to find a Scouse Bird in her natural habitat, but don’t knock it until you’ve tried it. READ MORE

EXCLUSIVE: Interview with the notorious Chelsey Harwood

Love her or loathe her, there’s one woman who’s been creating plenty of ‘water cooler’ moments this week and that’s the notorious Chelsey Harwood. READ MORE

Dress Porn: The Celeb Boutique sale & new in

I went out last night to review a bar and as such my hangover is sat at around a 3 according to my my 6 star hangover blog. READ MORE

Cheats guide to cheekbones – the contouring blog

After the huge success of my ‘Cheats guide to a curly blow’ blog which to date has been read an amazing 23,967 times, I’ve decided to get my arse into gear. READ MORE

Fat dissolving injections

Yes girls, you heard me right, fat dissolving injections! Some of you will already be like ‘Where? How? Gimme gimme gimme!’ while others recoil in horror. When it comes to radical treatments like lipo, botox, breast augmentation you’re in one of two camps; for or against... READ MORE

The Secret, The Power, The Magic

Most of you will have heard people mention ‘The Secret’ at some point, but what actually is it? READ MORE

Cheats Guide To A Curly Blow

In an ideal world we’d all have a curly blow slave who would be there at our beck and call ready to make us look fabulous whenever we require. However, slavery was abolished some time ago... READ MORE

The 6 stages of hangover

I first read the hangover stages about 10 years ago, (showing my age) so this has been doing the rounds for some time. READ MORE

Day in the life of a Scouse Bird & Echo Interview

STEPHEN Fry and Philip Schofield may be the kings of the national Twitterati, but in Liverpool there’s one account which out-posts them all. READ MORE

Liverpool is no men desert: A piece for The Guardian

Remember that time I got The Guardian to publish “gobshite”? READ MORE

Illamasqua: Guide to make up

I’ve been getting tons of request to do a blog on contouring and the things I use – I swear down it’s on my to do list. I have a massive list of blogs I want to get written it’s just finding the time... READ MORE

81ltd

I’m the type of person who hates to feel like they’re missing out or that they don’t know something. READ MORE

Angelus hair extensions

One question I get asked all the time is where my extensions are from. Finding decent extensions is like negotiating a minefield and the longer you go, the more precarious – but of course everyone knows; the longer the better. READ MORE

Can I buy you a drink?

Gentlemen buying ladies a drink seems to be a lost art these days. We’re brought up to believe that a handsome man will lock eyes with us from across a crowded bar, saunter over and whisper in our ear seductively, “Let me buy you a drink?” READ MORE

Vee for Victory: A filthy book review

Unless you’ve been living under a rock for the past couple of years you’ll almost certainly have heard of the 50 Shades of Grey franchise. READ MORE

Onepiece: 15% discount code 32SCOUSEBIRD

Onesies were a slow burner. You either loved them or loathed them and at first most people loathed them. READ MORE

Apartments v Hotels

I recently went down to London for the weekend, I go about once a year because it’s a great night out and it’s always good to do something a bit different every now and again. READ MORE

Derma Roller – CJ Beauty at Herberts

Everyone remembers the pictures of Kim Kardashian with blood all over her face following a Vampire facelift. It might be a bit gruesome but I tell you what, it’s sticks. READ MORE

London: Where to eat & drink

We tried a little bar/restaurant a couple of minutes’ walk from Leicester Square tube station so right in the middle of a lively touristy part of London. READ MORE

Meet 7th Rose Boutique owner Cassandra & her tips for AW13

On Sunday 1st December I attended the Chic Fashion event in the Liverpool Hilton. It was a fantastic day and I got to drool over so many beautiful dresses it was… READ MORE

Prestige Hair Extensions

There are so many extension brands out there at the moment that it’s really difficult knowing which to choose. I’ve already reviewed a couple on here but I’ve found there can be a difference in quality between the best brands for blonde and brunette extensions... READ MORE

Meet local couture designer Ben Mak

You often get people from other parts of the country sneering when you mention Liverpool as being a fashion forward city. READ MORE

Lash enhancer drops – Bowden Aesthetics

The best beauty products always crash onto the market with a bit of controversy; as far as I’m concerned it means they actually DO something. Take Botox for example; when that first came out people were in uproar because it’s a derivative of a poison... READ MORE

Be Spontaneous

I’ve been invited by lastminute.com to write a blog about being spontaneous. I like to live my life by the Dr Pepper slogan; what’s the worst that could happen? READ MORE

An Open letter to the farce that is Blue Inc

Dear Blue Inc, Let me set the scene: A few weeks ago my friend and I woke up one Sunday morning. READ MORE

Venus with love

I posted a picture of my new Venus With Love charm necklace on instagram and I couldn’t believe how many people were going mad over it... READ MORE

Revive hypnosis: Stoptober

Obviously as soon as you get with a man, the first instinct you have is to change him beyond all recognition. READ MORE

Bierkellar: Review

So my mum is getting married for the second time, before I’ve even done it once the horror. READ MORE

Holiday blog: Luggage an mozzy bites

Now that I’m depressingly back from holiday I thought I’d do a holiday related blog to get you all in the mood for booking the next one. READ MORE

Soda stream

There are 3 things which my parents refused to buy me when I was growing up which to this day still upset me; A Mr Frosty machine, a Soda Stream and a Baby G watch. READ MORE

Token Homewares

I’m redecorating the bedroom and recently a local designer was brought to my attention. READ MORE

Ludascouse – Yeah

Watch out my outfits ridiculous In the club lookin so conspicuous Rowww I’m a woman who’s on the prowl If you feel “bird me up” ready I can milk you. READ MORE

Teeth whitening – Lasers v Bleach

No one wants yellow peggies. My aspiration is to have teeth as white as Ross from friends in THAT episode, however, short of using domestos as mouthwash or getting horrendous veneers a la Rylan I doubt that’s ever going to happen... READ MORE

Tangle Teezer

Most people will have probably heard of Tangle Teezers and if you haven’t, you should have. Now that I’ve got 22” extensions I find the amount of time I have to dedicate to keeping them looking amazing has increased along with the length... READ MORE

Skincerity – the miracle in a bottle

As I’ve already talked about before on my Laser hair removal blog http://scousebirdreviews.blogspot.co.uk/2013/03/the-laser-clinic-beauty-boutique.html?m=1 I have suffered really badly with ingrown hairs on my legs. Some of these went infected and unfortunately left. READ MORE

Louise Walsh Salon Formby

I was lucky enough to be invited to the new Louise Walsh salon opening in Formby the day before it’s actually officially opened (Scouse Bird perks). It’s Saturday so naturally I was gonna be spending all day in a salon anyway so thought why not visit the waggy neck of the woods and go all out... READ MORE

Bikini waxing & facials. Origin rejuvenation spa

With the annual trip abroad fast approaching its time to talk bikini line. Getting a bikini wax is not something a girl looks forward to, unfortunately it’s a necessary evil unless.... READ MORE

Sparkly me

I love a good bit of costume jewellery. There’s some shockingly bad tat out there which every fucker has imported from China and is selling on for a £15 mark up but by the same token... READ MORE

Oriflame: Ombré lips

Oriflame is a bit like the Avon catalogue except it’s Swedish so isn’t massive over here yet. Basically they sell an entire own brand make up and beauty range. I… READ MORE

Enrapture hair styling

I first heard of Enrapture last Christmas when I was looking for a decent set of heated rollers. A set would normally set you back around £70 but they were on offer on amazon for about £35; plus who cares, I wasn’t buying... READ MORE

Bean bag bazaar

The weather lately has been fantastic for catching a bronzey so I decided to “make hay while the sun shines” and get myself out in the garden on the reggers. READ MORE

Braggers, liars & blaggers: An anonymous guest blog

Whatever you want to call them, we’ve all rolled our eyes at their tweet, status or – god forbid they’re ya mate or relative- their text. READ MORE

Yonanas what’s my name? Yonanas what’s my name?

If you’re a fan of ice cream but not a fan of being fat then it’s your lucky day! READ MORE

Kiehls skincare

I’ve never really been one for a skincare routine, taking make up off before bed is for grasses I thought. Ain’t nobody got time fo dat. However now that I’m officially on the wrong side of 25... READ MORE

Personal training

Have you ever met a man you absolutely cannot lie to? I have, and it’s not even me fella. READ MORE

The Cocky Horror Show – Guest Blog

Guest post by Elissa Corrigan @misselissac There is a pattern emerging. Men keep showing me their penises. READ MORE

Identity theft

I’m a shit blogger. No posts on here since April! Although still loads of beauty/lifestyle ones under reviews on www.ScouseBirdProblems.com like. READ MORE

Microring hair by Deena

Its been a full 6 weeks now since I ditched the weave an went Microring with my stennies. A part of me was sick of wefts an that chunky feelin in your head, the other part was just curious an wanted what all the celebs were gettin... READ MORE

Wow brows aka tattooed eyebrows

A good set of eyebrows are really one of the defining features of a Scouse bird. The difference a well defined, manicured brow can make to your face is genuinely unbelievable. A lot of Scouse bird problems stem from eyebrows in general... READ MORE

River Island Competition

Like most Scouse girls I’ve taken the closure of River Island pretty hard. There is finally light at the end of the tunnel with the re-opening date finally being confirmed for 15th June. READ MORE

Shrinking Violet from Blushious

oads of people have been asking me about the Shrinking Violet body wrap so here’s my review… Like any girl I’m searching for the miracle weight loss cure (cue all the gym bores goin: Eat clean, train dirty. Be assed. No). Last year before I went on holiday I had sonic lipo... READ MORE

B Clinics - Rodney Street

Due to the stress of having to deal with idiots on a daily basis I developed frown lines and forehead wrinkles from the age of 21. I’d been dying to get Botox but like a lot of people I was priced out, plus I had people saying at 26 I was too young... READ MORE

Deal: B Clinics

If we’re talking Botox, then I wouldn’t recommend anyone else. READ MORE

DEAL: McGuffies

The jewel in the crown of Castle Street. If you go to McGuffies at least semi-regularly and you’ve never seen me in there it’s a miracle. READ MORE

Being Scouse Bird

Well I’ve now just past the 1 year mark of having the Scouse Bird account. READ MORE

The Laser Clinic & Beauty Boutique

I’ve been saving up for IPL for ages. I used to epilate my legs (yeh cos I’m THAT hardcore) and thanks to a crap epilator which used to snap the hairs off instead of actually ripping them out I’ve ended up with really bad ingrown hairs on my legs... READ MORE

Under the hammered

Last Saturday night a few friends and I attended a charity ball in aid of the Dental Mavericks at the Hilton as volunteers helping out with running the auction etc. READ MORE

The Spice Lounge Albert Dock

Being a lover of spicy food I often get a hankering for a curry. READ MORE

Miller & Carter Albert Dock

When our friends who we’d not seen for ages mentioned they were coming over from France (where they live the lucky things!) for the week we decided to ‘do lunch’. READ MORE

Marco Pierre White Steakhouse at Hotel Indigo

I’d been dying to try out the new Marco Pierre White steakhouse for ages, even thought he looks a lot like the baddy from Ghostbusters 2, I’d heard he was a dab hand in the kitchen. READ MORE

Celebrity Sun

I was havin a mooch on twitter one day and came across something which claimed to be the fake tan that doesn’t smell of biscuits, not only that but actually smelt of baby powder. Yeh alright lad whatever... READ MORE

Dianne Marshall Remy Hair extensions

Extensions: Can’t live with ‘em, can’t live without ‘em. They can look so fantastically good or bad that choosing the right ones (for your budget) is really important.I’ve been on… READ MORE

The moment I wake up: My love affair with makeup

Some people are shoe people, some people are bag people. I like shoes and I like bags but my great love affair is with make up. READ MORE

The moment I wake up: My love affair with makeup

Some people are shoe people, some people are bag people. I like shoes and I like bags but my great love affair is with make up. It’s getting to the point where I really think I missed my calling in life as a MUA. Imagine just doing make up all day every day – heaven! READ MORE

Marilyn Monroe was NOT a size 16

I’ve seen several experts from the fashion industry say that at some point she may have been a size 16 but that’s much more like a modern day 10-12 and actually for the most ~part she was no more than a size 8. READ MORE

Deal: Igloo Bar

If you like pina coladas but don’t like getting caught in the rain the Igloo is the place for you. READ MORE

The Fresh Prin of Liv-Er

Now this is a story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down… READ MORE

The 0151 by Scouzalea Banks

Hey, I can be the scouse bird, I’m ready to dance get ur tan on, And when I pout that lip get your camera… READ MORE

The artist formally known as Princess

I’m gonna throw something out there. I love kittens. No no no NOT the shoes! The super cute baby cats. READ MORE

Media Enquiries

Information about advertising, media and featured blogs. READ MORE

The 2012 round up

Oh my god what a year this has been, seriously though. I feel like I’ve had a life transplant. READ MORE

Impossible (to tan)

I remember years ago, someone told me I should take caution when it comes to tan. I did. READ MORE

Open Mag – Autumn Edition

My agony aunt column for open magazine – www.openthecity.co.uk Winter edition coming soon. READ MORE

Facebook Mings

I’m probably already preaching to the converted here, if you’re reading this there’s a big chance you already use Twitter. But seriously what is up with Facebook lately and the fuckin creatures that inhabit it? I gave up on Facebook aba a year ago... READ MORE